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Newsbot CKA Uber Posts: 30650 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:48 pm Title: Fear of elves made Montreal man charged with death threats to get powerful guns Category: Strange Posted By: Hyack Date: 2010-10-13 17:36:51 Canadian

Public_Domain CKA Uber

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:48 pm

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Gunnair CKA Uber

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:51 pm

Well, the fear of elves is definitely not a good enough reason for the police to confiscate his long guns...

Lemmy CKA Uber

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:57 pm

Dumbass.

Everyone knows that elves don't stalk their prey. They trap.

Gunnair CKA Uber

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:59 pm

Lemmy Lemmy:

Dumbass.

Everyone knows that elves don't stalk their prey. They trap.

Uhh...no! (sigh) Idiot...

Legolas never trapped...

Sheesh. :roll:

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Public_Domain CKA Uber

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:59 pm

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Dragom Forum Addict

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:09 pm

Being stalked by elves is a good running gag.

PublicAnimalNo9 CKA Uber

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:03 pm

Ok buddy!!! Put the gun down and back away from the cookies!!

The_Doctor Active Member

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:39 pm

I think I know why he really wanted to get the guns.

He wanted to get rid of this annoying House Elf:

gonavy47 Forum Super Elite

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:17 am

I don't know what the big deal is... the fourteen elves that live in my dresser are really good conversationalists!

ShepherdsDog CKA Uber

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:26 am

beware the svartalfar

PublicAnimalNo9 CKA Uber

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:57 am

gonavy47 gonavy47:

I don't know what the big deal is... the fourteen elves that live in my dresser are really good conversationalists!

That's cuz those are underpants gnomes :lol:

Dragom Forum Addict

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:54 am

I wish I had elves stalking me, all I have is a jabberwok.

BartSimpson CKA Moderator

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:05 am

Mr_Canada Mr_Canada:

You know who i think of reading all this?

gangstalking.

You mean the poster on this site? I remember that one. That one was about 75% paranoid with 25% actual things to be worried about.

kenmore CKA Super Elite

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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:19 am

He has child porn charges as well. When he gets to jail he will have to worry about Bubba the giant instead of elves

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