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Title: Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower | FM Observer Fargo Moorhead News and Entertainment
Category: Strange
Posted By: ShepherdsDog
Date: 2014-03-27 16:28:28

[ShepherdsDog]

$1:

The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over hell, which prompted one of them to notify police.

Fox stated that he was simply fed up with battling the elements and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move four billion tons of white bull shit.

Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off. They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.

[Regina]

I think he found his break in point.

[Jabberwalker]

That's pretty cool. I want one of those.

Did they have the on sale at Tru Valu last weekend?

[martin14]

How can a filthy spammer have 28 posts ?


Man, the PC brigade just won't let anyone have any fun anymore.

[Regina]

martin14 martin14:

How can a filthy spammer have 28 posts ?


Man, the PC brigade just won't let anyone have any fun anymore.

[jj2424]

“four billion tons of white bull shit.”

and it sits in your yard from the third week of October till the third week of April, it's Global Warming don't you know?

[Benn]

First of all as long as no one got hurt I am upset the cops charged him with this. I mean I'd just laugh my ass off, frankly this winter it seems justifiable.

Second, God Bless America, how many other contries would feel the need to have a charge that would specifically target “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” lol

[Jabberwalker]

Second, God Bless America, how many other contries would feel the need to have a charge that would specifically target “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” lol


... or that you can even get hold of it in the first place.

[Tyler_1]

I am kind of jealous of Mr. Fox cause I bet that was so fun!

[N_Fiddledog]

Did anybody else immediately think of Al Pacino threatening how if he were the man he was five years ago he'd "take a flame thrower to this place."

[Benn]

Um, ok, got me.

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