CKA Forums
Login 
canadian forums
bottom
 
 
Canadian Forums

Author Topic Options
Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Vancouver Canucks
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 30650
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:33 pm
 


Title: Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower | FM Observer Fargo Moorhead News and Entertainment
Category: Strange
Posted By: ShepherdsDog
Date: 2014-03-27 16:28:28


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber


GROUP_AVATAR
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 42160
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:33 pm
 


$1:
The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over hell, which prompted one of them to notify police.

Fox stated that he was simply fed up with battling the elements and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move four billion tons of white bull shit.

Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off. They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.

:lol:


Offline
Site Admin
Site Admin
Profile
Posts: 32460
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:42 pm
 


I think he found his break in point. :lol:


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Montreal Canadiens
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 13404
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:01 pm
 


That's pretty cool. I want one of those.

Did they have the on sale at Tru Valu last weekend?


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Montreal Canadiens
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 33691
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:52 am
 


How can a filthy spammer have 28 posts ? :evil:


Man, the PC brigade just won't let anyone have any fun anymore. :lol:


Offline
Site Admin
Site Admin
Profile
Posts: 32460
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:35 am
 


martin14 martin14:
How can a filthy spammer have 28 posts ? :evil:


Man, the PC brigade just won't let anyone have any fun anymore. :lol:





PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:40 am
 


“four billion tons of white bull shit.”

and it sits in your yard from the third week of October till the third week of April, it's Global Warming don't you know?


Offline
Forum Super Elite
Forum Super Elite
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 2372
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:33 am
 


First of all as long as no one got hurt I am upset the cops charged him with this. I mean I'd just laugh my ass off, frankly this winter it seems justifiable.

Second, God Bless America, how many other contries would feel the need to have a charge that would specifically target “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” lol


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Montreal Canadiens
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 13404
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:07 am
 


Second, God Bless America, how many other contries would feel the need to have a charge that would specifically target “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” lol


... or that you can even get hold of it in the first place.


Last edited by Jabberwalker on Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:11 am, edited 1 time in total.

Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 30422
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:11 am
 


I am kind of jealous of Mr. Fox cause I bet that was so fun! :lol:


Offline
CKA Uber
CKA Uber
 Vancouver Canucks


GROUP_AVATAR
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 26145
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:47 am
 


Did anybody else immediately think of Al Pacino threatening how if he were the man he was five years ago he'd "take a flame thrower to this place."



Offline
Forum Super Elite
Forum Super Elite
User avatar
Profile
Posts: 2372
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:07 am
 


Um, ok, got me.

Check the link then go the main page of the website. :roll:


Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 10 posts ] 



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests



cron
 
     
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © Canadaka.net. Powered by © phpBB.