[Newsbot]

Title: Election 2019: Boris Johnson among the voters to cast their ballot
Category: World
Posted By: Martin15
Date: 2019-12-12 14:07:05

[Martin15]

Hilarious headlines.


Exit poll just said Tories will win 368 seats, a real blowout.

[BartSimpson]

https://www.cnn.com/uk/live-news/uk-ele ... index.html

UK election 2019: Exit polls project Boris Johnson to win clear majority



Fuck EU!!!! God Bless an independent United Kingdom!!!

[N_Fiddledog]

$1:

*The BBC/Sky/ITV exit poll suggests the standing of the parties will be

*Conservatives 368, Labour 191, SNP 55, Lib Dems 13, Plaid Cymru 3, Brexit Party 0, Greens 1, others 19

*This would give the Conservatives a majority of 86.

*The pound soared against the dollar and the euro as the exit poll was announced.

*A party needs 326 MPs to command a majority in the House of Commons.

https://www.bbc.com/news/election-2019-50749490

[N_Fiddledog]

Now the UK has to cross their fingers and hope though that Johnson isn't going to stab them in the back the way Theresa May did before him though and go like "Oh wait...were you thinking No-Deal Brexit. No. You misunderstood. I mean to have a hard deal-Brexit. Get those EU chains back out of the closet, boys and girls of Britain. Get ready to lock up again. This time for good."

[Thanos]

All over now except for the crying. And the consequences. Don't be surprised if this silliness ends up kicking off a global recession as bad as 2008 was.

[xerxes]

Well the British have decided to finally finish cutting off their nose to spite their face.

[Sunnyways]

In his concession speech, Jeremy Corbyn showed yet again what a remarkably unflappable person he is. There must be many jobs he could have done extremely well. Unfortunately, leader of the Labour Party isn’t one of them.

[Martin15]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

Now the UK has to cross their fingers and hope though that Johnson isn't going to stab them in the back the way Theresa May did before him though and go like "Oh wait...were you thinking No-Deal Brexit. No. You misunderstood. I mean to have a hard deal-Brexit. Get those EU chains back out of the closet, boys and girls of Britain. Get ready to lock up again. This time for good."

Oh the reality is that the UK will still pursue this idiotic policy moving from

being half in the EU, to being half out of the EU.


But those facts never came out during the election campaign.
Probably on purpose.

[Martin15]

Thanos Thanos:

All over now except for the crying. And the consequences. Don't be surprised if this silliness ends up kicking off a global recession as bad as 2008 was.

No, that was Canada, but no one noticed.

[Martin15]

It's the Corbyn-ocalypse! Petulant Labour leader says he WILL stand down as party slumps to worst election result since 1935 - but refuses to admit his policies were wrong and blames the media for defeat

Jeremy Corbyn says he will stand down as Labour leader after shocking election
Labour is firmly on course to record one of its worst ever sets of election results
Forecast suggests Labour will end up with 203 seats - down 59 on 2017 result
Boris Johnson set to win a 78 seat majority with the Tories heading for 364 MPs
Mr Corbyn set to beat Labour's recent 1983 low watermark for results of 209
Critics said results demonstrate the 'utter failure of Corbyn and Corbynism'
But his allies insisted Brexit is to blame as they rushed to defend Labour leader
Labour lost key seats of Blyth Valley and Workington to Tories as vote collapsed
Current general election forecast: Tories 364, Labour 203, SNP 49, Lib Dems 11

[Martin15]

xerxes xerxes:

Well the British have decided to finally finish cutting off their nose to spite their face.

[PluggyRug]

[Thanos]

That sap Corbyn getting hammered is the only good to come out of this election. Labour utterly deserved to get their asses kicked this way thanks to the way they've been behaving with the open anti-Semitism and their hands-off mollycoddling crap regarding the invasion of bogus refugees and on Muslim extremists.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

All over now except for the crying. And the consequences. Don't be surprised if this silliness ends up kicking off a global recession as bad as 2008 was.

It may well cause a recession in the Euro zone now that they will not be able to subsume the Pound into backstopping the Euro.

But I also suspect that when the UK finally extricates itself from the FEUrth Reich that their economy will prosper and the Pound will be a hallmark of stability.