Prof_Chomsky Prof_Chomsky:
I guess every single parent for the past 200,000 years has been raising their kids wrong and we all turned out broken. Who knew?
The line I always use on helicopter parents who tell me I'm a horrible parent for letting my kid be a kid is "There may be a 1 in a million chance my kid gets kidnapped, drowns, gets hit by a car, or otherwise harmed if I give him freedom to be a kid. But there's a 100% chance of him growing up to be a douchy, entitled snowflake if I don't"
Which is usually followed by scowls and people saying under their breath that I'm a terrible, lazy parent. Meanwhile my kid is top of his class, insanely mature and well behaved, respectful and an all around great kid - the type of kid other parents look at and say "how did you do that"? Answer? "I taught him how to do shit for himself so he could have fun, learn responsibility, and be a fucking kid"
