[Newsbot]

Title: Edward Snowden: �Global Warming is an invention of the CIA� World News Daily Report
Category: Environmental
Posted By: stemmer
Date: 2016-03-14 10:02:18
Canadian

[DrCaleb]

roflmao

[Thanos]

Bogus April Fool's Day news reports coming early this year?

[BartSimpson]

$1:

“I have documents showing that the CIA invented the whole thing,” claims Edward Snowden. “Global Warming was invented to both scare people, and divert their attention from other human-made dangers like nuclear weapons. The CIA gave millions of dollars to any scientist who would confirm the theory, so many unscrupulous scientists did what they were told in order to get the money. Now, there is so much fake data to confirm that Global Warming “exists”, that they actually convinced everyone that it was real.”

If he really has such documents then it will be interesting to see how the cognoscenti react to their release.

I do know that the hysteria over climate crises has reached such a fever pitch that here in Northern California the Sacramento River and several other rivers are at flood stage and we're still being told to conserve water because of 'the drought'.

See, there's a climate crisis that's causing a record drought and even though we've had FOURTEEN METERS OF SNOW in the mountains and flood control authorities are concerned about our levees we're still in a drought because...well...BECAUSE!!! That's why!!!

[Thanos]

If he has these kind of documents then he's going to get unfriended by the lefties so fast that it'll make the Flash look like a turtle.

[raydan]

...and here I thought it was the Jews.

[Thanos]

Freemasons run the country!

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

If he has these kind of documents then he's going to get unfriended by the lefties so fast that it'll make the Flash look like a turtle.

Why would they be mad at him for revealing the CIA was behind some of the push on this topic?

Kill the messenger?

[Thanos]

Going against the orthodoxy gets him booted out of the same club that loved him for embarrassing the government. Ideology tolerates no dissenters not even loyal troops who went to the mat for it on other issues. Personally I think he's a traitor and a Russian agent but that's just my take on it.

[BartSimpson]

Thanos Thanos:

Personally I think he's a traitor and a Russian agent but that's just my take on it.

"When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals."

[Zipperfish]

That site is hilarious. Saudi Panel finds that women are mammals but not human. Netanyahu to get Palestinians to pay for the West Wall. Warmest February on record by a long shot. Pause is history. Even the CEOs are getting that fossil fuels are moribund.

Hello all nice to back. Is this place still a sausagefest?

[desertdude]

Well, don't think they invented it but I wouldn't put it beyond them to push it. Its been the prerogative of the govt to keep their people in a constant state of fear about some kind boogeyman since the end of WWII. Makes its easier to pass huge military budgets and dump billions in black projects without raising too much attention and feed the military industrial complex. Once the cold war ended, saddam was defeated, there was no real scaremongering left to do in then 90s. Cold war was over. Relative peace. Coincidently that when global warming started to rear it's ugly head.

[sandorski]

desertdude desertdude:

Well, don't think they invented it but I wouldn't put it beyond them to push it. Its been the prerogative of the govt to keep their people in a constant state of fear about some kind boogeyman since the end of WWII. Makes its easier to pass huge military budgets and dump billions in black projects without raising too much attention and feed the military industrial complex. Once the cold war ended, saddam was defeated, there was no real scaremongering left to do in then 90s. Cold war was over. Relative peace. Coincidently that when global warming started to rear it's ugly head.

It has been around a lot longer than that. As you suggested though, the CIA trying to take advantage of it in some way makes sense.

[PluggyRug]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

That site is hilarious. Saudi Panel finds that women are mammals but not human. Netanyahu to get Palestinians to pay for the West Wall. Warmest February on record by a long shot. Pause is history. Even the CEOs are getting that fossil fuels are moribund.

Hello all nice to back. Is this place still a sausagefest?

More like a hot-dog with a half-life of 20 million years.

Welcome back Zip.

[BartSimpson]

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

Hello all nice to back. Is this place still a sausagefest?

Great to have you back!