ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
better than what they let fall from the sky.
A pirate walks into the bar and hobbles up to get a drink, sporting a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch..
The bartender exclaims, 'Gee.. this is a little messed up but I have to ask you how you lost your leg.."
The pirate doesn't seem to mind, 'We were sailing along in some choppy waters and I nearly went overboard... I got blown off my feet but managed to catch some rigging. As I was flying out over the water a shark jumped out and bit my leg off."
'OH crap, that's awful.. a shark? What about your hand then?"
the pirate replies, 'oh well we were boarding a merchant ship, about to plunder and some plucky sailer lobbed it off with his cutlass... now I have this blasted hook.'
"Wow, .. and your eye?? "
"I was sitting on the deck of my ship, I happened to look up and a seagull shit in my eye."
"Huh,. that shouldn't have made you lose an eye...?"
The pirate sighs, "Well that was the first day I had this hook....."