[Newsbot]

Title: Dash-cam captures deadly melee in Cottonwood Walmart lot
Category: Strange
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-04-11 00:08:12

[N_Fiddledog]

They were a family of Christian street buskers performing outside the WalMart.

https://walmartwatch.wordpress.com/2015 ... erformers/



This is key, I think:

"The family utilized tactics that had to be "taught," Fanning said. For instance, they knew that punching officers on the body was futile because of their protective vests. Instead, they fought officers by grabbing at their eyes, ears and mouths and pulling hard.

They also had been taught to roll after they were shot with stun guns in order to break the wires and stop the shock, and to appear to give up by putting their hands in the air in order to get close to attack again."

[raydan]

Walmart... enough said.

[Freakinoldguy]

Now we wait for the inevitable:

"End of days cult lives matter".

[raydan]

Or, as Martin would say...

"Religion of peace".

[Regina]

[N_Fiddledog]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

Now we wait for the inevitable:

"End of days cult lives matter".

You caught that bit about who they are, did you? Good eye.

They're band name is Matthew 24. Remember Matthew 24?

$1:

3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?”

4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.

They have a Facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/Matthew24Now

[Jabberwalker]

Now, if everyone in Arizona owned a gun, this would ....





.... never mind.

[Gunnair]

raydan raydan:

Or, as Martin would say...

"Religion of peace".

[andyt]

Gunnair Gunnair:

ROTFL

raydan raydan:

Or, as Martin would say...

"Religion of peace".

Just some mentally ill lone wolves. If these were Muslims, well then it would obviously be part of the cornspiracy to force Sharia Law on the west, but Christians don't do that sort of thing.

[uwish]

I would have opened up long before that...

[Thanos]

Buskers? I imagine this one was on their play list.

And God said to Noah
There's gonna be a floody-floody
Then the rain came on down
And all the ground got muddy-muddy

Watch out because the Flanderseses are gonna flip the fuck out! I like how the two cousin-brothers in the first two minutes seemed more interested in fighting each other that in battling the uniformed forces of Satan/Obama a.k.a. the local cops. Must have been competing for the affections of one of their sister-aunts.

[Public_Domain]

[Thanos]

The only way this story could be more bitchin' would be if it happened in Florida.

[N_Fiddledog]

Thanos Thanos:

I like how the two cousin-brothers in the first two minutes seemed more interested in fighting each other that in battling the uniformed forces of Satan/Obama a.k.a. the local cops. Must have been competing for the affections of one of their sister-aunts.

Actually the one guy there - the bigger one - is the floor detective from WalMart. He got an award for helping out.

So did the two guys who helped the cop hopple away who got shot.

The family had Idaho license plates on the Suburban they were traveling in. They'd been camping in the Walmart parking lot for the two days previous, and living in Cottonwood for about a month.

Ever see that TV show, The Riches? It put forward the idea there were families of what the Irish call "Travelers" moving around America.

That's what these guys remind me of.