[Newsbot]

Title: CN Rail develops energon cubes
Category: Science
Posted By: Robair
Date: 2018-12-06 13:21:39
Canadian

[Robair]

For full effect read the article in soundwave's voice.

[BartSimpson]

What's the correct link for this post?

[raydan]

https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/cn-rail ... -1.4207379

[BartSimpson]

Thank you! I just fixed my first article link!

[BeaverFever]

Cool! Sp they’re like tide pods. Can’t wait to see the kids eating them on YouTube.

So if they don’t burn and don’t dissolve in water, how do you turn them back into oil?

[housewife]

By reversing the process. Sounds like it would make everything easier and safer

[raydan]

Wonder how easy this stuff flows through a pipeline.

[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

Wonder how easy this stuff flows through a pipeline.

If it's as safe as they claim, we can just float them down the river, Logdriver style.

[llama66]

The Oil Driver's Waltz

[Verse 1]
If you ask any girl from the parish around
What pleases her most from her head to her toes
She'll say I'm not sure that it's business of yours
But I do like to waltz with an oil driver

[Chorus]
For he goes birling down and down white water
That's where the oil driver learns to step lightly
Yes, birling down and down white water
The oil driver's waltz pleases girls completely

[Verse 2]
When the drive's nearly over I like to go down
And watch all the lads as they work on the river
I know that come evening they'll be in the town
And we all like to waltz with the oil driver

[Chorus]
For he goes birling down and down white water
That's where the oil driver learns to step lightly
Yes, birling down and down white water
The oil driver's waltz pleases girls completely

[Verse 3]
To please both my parents, I've had to give way
And dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers
Their manners are fine, but their feet are of clay
For there's none with the style of my oil driver


[Chorus]
For he goes birling down and down white water
That's where the oil driver learns to step lightly
Yes, birling down and down white water
The oil driver's waltz pleases girls completely

[Verse 4]
Now I've had my chances with all sorts of men
But none as so fine as my lad on the river
So when the drive's over, if he asks me again
I think I will marry my oil driver

[Chorus]
For he goes birling down and down white water
That's where the oil driver learns to step lightly
Yes, birling down and down white water
The oil driver's waltz pleases girls completely
Birling down and down white water
The oil driver's waltz pleases girls completely