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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:25 pm
 


Title: C�line Dion Is Pregnant � with Twins!
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: Proculation
Date: 2010-05-30 16:11:21
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:26 pm
 


Why why why is this relevant?


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:28 pm
 


Those aren't twins. Turns out it's the 2 grapes she had for lunch :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:31 pm
 


That explains her long face.


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:32 pm
 


lol! Cause she probably did it in a kayak! ROTFL


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:37 pm
 


her shrill labour screams will be put on CD and sold as latest album.


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:46 pm
 


G-prime G-prime:
her shrill labour screams will be put on CD and sold as latest album.

SHHHHHHHHHH!!! For God's sake don't give her any ideas 8O :evil:


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:53 pm
 


Yoko Ono did that.


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:56 pm
 


It is relevant because the sperm that was inseminated was 15 years old :P


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:01 pm
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Yoko Ono did that.

Yeah but people actually LISTEN to Dion *shudder*


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:01 pm
 


Well if they have mutant babies, they have enough money to take care of them.


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:07 pm
 


8O Ya mean some one actually f%*&%d her 2 x's now! Who's the Dad's???


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:11 pm
 


Yogi Yogi:
8O Ya mean some one actually f%*&%d her 2 x's now! Who's the Dad's???

No.

Her other child and those ones were made in vitro with René Angelil sperm taken 15 years ago.


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:23 pm
 


That old fart?? hell there was likely the beginnings of chromosonal damage(a result of old age) in his sperm then. What has 15 years on ice done to it?


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:28 pm
 


Hmmm 15 yr old frozen boys from a guy that was a geezer back then, fertilizing a woman over 40. I'll admit, I've gone to bed with more pleasant images in my head 8O


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