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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:00 am
 


Title: Boston cat called to jury duty
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Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2011-01-13 22:01:08


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:00 am
 


WTF? This is like something you would read in a comic or a joke book or something. This is real? How fu


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WTF? This is like something you would read in a comic or a joke book or something. This is real? How f..ing stupid can you be?
I can at least understand how it could happen, the owners listed the cat on their census and somehow the info got entered as if it was their child or something. BUT, then they let the court know that Sal was a cat and the request to have him disqualified from jury service was denied! Holy Sh1t, this is one of the stupidest things I heard in awhile.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:45 am
 


$1:
A cat in Boston has been called to jury duty even though his owner has insisted to court officials that the cat cannot speak English.


Excuses, excuses. Get off your ass, put a tie on the cat and get him down to the courthouse. You can't have a kangaroo court without a cat!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:01 am
 


QBall QBall:
$1:
A cat in Boston has been called to jury duty even though his owner has insisted to court officials that the cat cannot speak English.


Excuses, excuses. Get off your ass, put a tie on the cat and get him down to the courthouse. You can't have a kangaroo court without a cat!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:02 am
 


The deliberations probably would have ended much sooner if one of the jurors hadn't decided on taking a 16-hour long nap.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 am
 


Thanos Thanos:
The deliberations probably would have ended much sooner if one of the jurors hadn't decided on taking a 16-hour long nap.


With my sense of humor I would bring the cat to the court house and be be very insistent, as per the jury duty request form, that Sal should sit on the jury.

If they want to be stupid enough to insist that he should be there I would shove it in their face and watch the embarrassment.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:40 am
 


GreenTiger GreenTiger:
Thanos Thanos:
The deliberations probably would have ended much sooner if one of the jurors hadn't decided on taking a 16-hour long nap.


With my sense of humor I would bring the cat to the court house and be be very insistent, as per the jury duty request form, that Sal should sit on the jury.

If they want to be stupid enough to insist that he should be there I would shove it in their face and watch the embarrassment.

Me too :)


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:46 am
 


Yeah I think I would bring the cat to the jury selection.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:58 am
 


GreenTiger GreenTiger:
Thanos Thanos:
The deliberations probably would have ended much sooner if one of the jurors hadn't decided on taking a 16-hour long nap.


With my sense of humor I would bring the cat to the court house and be be very insistent, as per the jury duty request form, that Sal should sit on the jury.

If they want to be stupid enough to insist that he should be there I would shove it in their face and watch the embarrassment.


I agree, I would definitely go down there with my cat and insist she be considered to be on the jury and watch those idiots turn red in the face.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:02 am
 


CrazyNewfie CrazyNewfie:
GreenTiger GreenTiger:
Thanos Thanos:
The deliberations probably would have ended much sooner if one of the jurors hadn't decided on taking a 16-hour long nap.


With my sense of humor I would bring the cat to the court house and be be very insistent, as per the jury duty request form, that Sal should sit on the jury.

If they want to be stupid enough to insist that he should be there I would shove it in their face and watch the embarrassment.


I agree, I would definitely go down there with my cat and insist she be considered to be on the jury and watch those idiots turn red in the face.


And then accuse them of racism when they turn you down!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:09 am
 


Sal probably has a higher IQ than some of the other jury members.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:14 am
 


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:51 am
 


Maybe they required a cat juror for this couples divorce lawsuit ?



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:56 am
 


desertdude desertdude:
Maybe they required a cat juror for this couples divorce lawsuit ?



Ha ha, win.

So, jokes aside, what the hell is going to come from this? A miss trial?


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