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According to multiple law enforcement sources, the leased Gulfstream IV on which Bieber, his father and 10 friends traveled to Teterboro, N.J. was so full of marijuana smoke that the pilots were forced to wear oxygen masks.
I imagine the cockpit voice recording would sound something like this.
Pilot: Do you smell that?
Co-Pilot: Smell what?
Pilot: Smells like... burning...
Co-Pilot: Electrical?
Pilot: No No... Can't quite place it...
*flight attendant enters cockpit*
Flight Attendant: Hey! One of you flyboys needs to get back there and tell them to put out that shit... Wait you guys got any Oreos?
*8 Seconds of silence*
Pilot: Go on emergency oxygen Tim.
Co-pilot: But I wanna go back there and...
Pilot: Now gawd damnit!!!