[Newsbot]

Title: B.C. virgins' online search for 'holy' sex lands them on Ellen DeGeneres
Category: Showbiz
Posted By: kitty
Date: 2011-12-01 20:34:48
Canadian

[Guy_Fawkes]

Morons

[GreenTiger]

Not morons, everybody has a few screws loose. If this is their version then it's fine especially when you think of some of the other ways people "express" themselved these days. Nobody get hurt with their behavior.

[saturn_656]

Would you buy a car without taking it on a test drive?

[dino_bobba_renno]

All you have to do is watch the video of the two newly weds thats included with the article to get your first reason why you shouldn't wait until you're 30 to kiss someone.

[raydan]

I thought the last virgin had died out and they've been extinct since 1972.

[yukondug]

I bet Ellen Degenerate want the last four virgins in existence on her show! Ellen has more testosterone than I do

[andyt]

If they have sex with Ellen, are they still virgins?

[PENATRATOR]

I wanna know who's the poor basterd that nailed the hot one (the chick on the right who is "born again") and was so shitty in the sack, she has gone back to abstinence? Cracks me up. I'd give her a shot and try to change her mind

[sandorski]

Am I a Dentist?

aka, what's with the toothy smiles?

[BartSimpson]

PENATRATOR PENATRATOR:

I wanna know who's the poor basterd that nailed the hot one (the chick on the right who is "born again") and was so shitty in the sack, she has gone back to abstinence? Cracks me up. I'd give her a shot and try to change her mind

You know what they call women who are truly abstinent?

Married.

[saturn_656]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

PENATRATOR PENATRATOR:

I wanna know who's the poor basterd that nailed the hot one (the chick on the right who is "born again") and was so shitty in the sack, she has gone back to abstinence? Cracks me up. I'd give her a shot and try to change her mind

You know what they call women who are truly abstinent?

Married.

It's not marriage that kills the sex life... it's the kids.

[Freakinoldguy]

Holy fuck, who would have thought.

[BRAH]

Ellen has new possible recruits.