[Newsbot]

Title: "Anti-terror" invention designed to spray Muslims with PIG BLOOD is "deeply offensive", says faith group
Category: Business
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-03-05 15:07:43

[N_Fiddledog]

If this was a joke, I wouldn't post it. But it appears to be real.

[Public_Domain]

[N_Fiddledog]

Well, if this does not apply to you...

$1:

"It will keep suicide bombers from blowing themselves up near the container of pig blood because they believe that they would be guaranteed not to go to heaven,"

you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

I don't see any Jewish complaints yet. They don't seem worried.

[Jabberwalker]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

Well, if this does not apply to you...

$1:

"It will keep suicide bombers from blowing themselves up near the container of pig blood because they believe that they would be guaranteed not to go to heaven,"

you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

I don't see any Jewish complaints yet. They don't seem worried.

Just THINKING about it for a second makes you an antisemite.

[N_Fiddledog]

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

I don't see any Jewish complaints yet. They don't seem worried.

Just THINKING about it for a second makes you an antisemite.

I never know if you're serious or not, but if you are...Huh?

[Public_Domain]

[BartSimpson]

PD, honestly all you'd need is colored Karo syrup labeled in Arabic and Farsi as 'Pig Blood'.

[Public_Domain]

[Jabberwalker]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

Jabberwalker Jabberwalker:

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

I don't see any Jewish complaints yet. They don't seem worried.

Just THINKING about it for a second makes you an antisemite.

I never know if you're serious or not, but if you are...Huh?

Takin'the piss as my Brit cousins would say ...

[GreenTiger]

A paint ball gun with pig blood balla would work well to.

[Public_Domain]

[GreenTiger]

Has anybody considered how deeply offenses this may be to the pigs?

[DrCaleb]

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

Has anybody considered how deeply offenses this may be to the pigs?

Indeed! What if the pigs don't want their blood taken and used to make people feel unwelcome and unsafe?

While we're at it, we can glue bugs to sidewalks, in case there are any Janes around who also need to feel like they aren't welcome in their homeland.

[GreenTiger]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

GreenTiger GreenTiger:

Has anybody considered how deeply offenses this may be to the pigs?

Indeed! What if the pigs don't want their blood taken and used to make people feel unwelcome and unsafe?

While we're at it, we can glue bugs to sidewalks, in case there are any Janes around who also need to feel like they aren't welcome in their homeland.

Janes have never bothered anybody. An extremist Jane may wear a surgical mask to avoid accidentally ingesting a bug.

Islamic terrorist haven't been very shy theses days.