[Newsbot]

Title: Ancient humans, dubbed 'Denisovans', interbred with us
Category: Science
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2010-12-22 18:16:29

[Gunnair]

No surprise that scientists are currently studying the filthy offspring of the Duke of Argyle to note the thick brow ridges and damaged knuckle bones. Based on the ancient bonding, the propensity of the Campbells to mate with all things animal becomes understandable. It's just genetic.

[ShepherdsDog]

That's just MacDonald paddock talk.

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

That's just MacDonald paddock talk.

Everything is paddock talk to a Campbell.

[ShepherdsDog]

The only paddock talk that you hear from a Campbell is, "Hey! You MacDonald! clear off, those are my livestock, not your DNA depositories. That's right, run you cowardly bastards. My dogs will track you by the sound of your squeaky boots and the smell of MacDonald musk mingled with lanolin."

[Gunnair]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

The only paddock talk that you hear from a Campbell is, "Hey! You MacDonald! clear off, those are my livestock, not your DNA depositories. That's right, run you cowardly bastards. My dogs will track you by the sound of your squeaky boots and the smell of MacDonald musk mingled with lanolin."

That's the kind of emotional outburst one sees from any one of of the Earl of Bredalbane's brats when anyone walks past a Campbell Bountiful stable.

[gonavy47]

Ach! We'll hear no more such talk! as we Rosses have already stolen all your sheep! And we have a pile of rocks to throw to defend them!

[Canadian_Mind]

Damned sheep-shaggin Scotts....

[DrCaleb]

Scotts are soley responsible for the collapse of the Ontario virgin wool market.

[Gunnair]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Scotts are soley responsible for the collapse of the Ontario virgin wool market.

Virgin wool in the Campbell enclaves of Ontario is like petro-dollars in PEI...