[Newsbot]

Title: American Benjamin Miller gored by bull in sphincter
Category: Sports
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2015-02-16 10:45:47

[Zipperfish]

Fucktard has sphincter annihilated by bull. It would be pretty funny except that they'll probably destroy the bull for shoving its horn up this guy's ass. Actually, from the pictures it looks like the horn came out of his ass. Ouch!

[martin14]

Score one for the bull !!

[Thanos]

The bull is gonna get killed in the ring anyway so it had nothing to lose. Hard to feel sorry for anyone in that event that gets nailed, although hole-in-ass probably has a lawyer working out a way to sue Spain or something. To kinda-sorta paraphrase Bad Santa, he'll never shit right again.

[raydan]

Gives a new meaning to the expression "tear you a new one"... quite literally.

[GreenTiger]

Good for the bull, the guy as we all know now is an imperfect ignorant not too bright asshole.

[N_Fiddledog]

How'd you like to be Benjamin Miller though?

He's world famous now. So even when and if he heals, he'll always be known as that stupid, fat guy who got gored up the ass in quest of a story to tell his beer buddies on how he ran with the bulls in Spain.

Enjoy your fame Benjamin.

[BartSimpson]

N_Fiddledog N_Fiddledog:

How'd you like to be Benjamin Miller though?

He's world famous now. So even when and if he heals, he'll always be known as that stupid, fat guy who got gored up the ass in quest of a story to tell his beer buddies on how he ran with the bulls in Spain.

Enjoy your fame Benjamin.

If Benjamin Miller lives in the American south he'll never have to buy a beer ever again. A guy can live on such a story in the South.