[Newsbot]

Title: 3 men face 1,460 charges of having sex with farm animals
Category: lifestyle
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2018-08-28 17:02:41

[llama66]

Jesus

[PluggyRug]

It's all because of supply management.

[GreenTiger]

We have some really sick people here.

[llama66]

[Mowich]

Good frickin' grief.......so much for having seen it all.

[Strutz]

Mowich Mowich:

Good frickin' grief.......so much for having seen it all.

I don't want to see anything more than the headline.

[CharlesAnthony]

Lawyers need work.

[llama66]

CharlesAnthony CharlesAnthony:

Lawyers need work.

I thought in Anarky there were no lawyers.

[BartSimpson]

What's wrong with them identifying as animal lovers?

I wonder what gender they are?

And what's wrong with loving differently?

And what anyone does in the privacy of their own bedroom barnyard is none of the governments business!

If it feels good and no one gets hurt then do it, right?

[llama66]

Bart- did the animals consent?

[raydan]

Hey Bubba, hold my beer.


Seriously though, we have access to Fleshlights now, let the animals alone!

[CharlesAnthony]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

What's wrong with them identifying as animal lovers?

Think of the children!!!
Random shit happens. Do you want to see humanimal hybrids roaming around boinking your daughters? while RedTeam and BlueTeam argue over magical "rights" or citizenship bullshit?? on your dime???

[BartSimpson]

[Thanos]

Isn't this like completely legal in thirty-seven out of fifty states? Or have I mixed this up with all the legalized cousin-fucking again?

$1:

That's the biggest head I've ever seen on someone. They should use you as a warning to kids - "take a look at that you guys, that's what happens when cousins fuck"

- Andrew Dice Clay, with a classic bit of harassing someone in the audience