[Newsbot]

Title: 3 asteroids will fly past Earth on Saturday
Category: Science
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2018-11-09 14:58:21
Canadian

[Strutz]

One will be closer to us than the moon is but not close enough...

[Hyack]

Somebody better let Thanos know.....

[Thanos]

oh please please please please please…

[Strutz]

I knew you'd like this one Thanos.

[herbie]

SMEKKK! Right on Washington DC. Melvin A. Sneed, White House plumber is the Designated Survivor....

[BRAH]

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[Freakinoldguy]

I'd say here's hoping.


But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.

Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.

[Strutz]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

I'd say here's hoping.


But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.

Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.

You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!

[Tyler_1]

Did it say what time?

[Freakinoldguy]

Strutz Strutz:

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

I'd say here's hoping.


But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.

Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.

You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!

Given our the new status quo would Doritos be okay.

[Strutz]

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

Strutz Strutz:

Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:

I'd say here's hoping.


But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.

Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.

You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!

Given our the new status quo would Doritos be okay.

Given our new status quo I thinks we'll have to have a little something else to greet the end with...

[stratos]

Thanos is getting a triple chance tonight

[Thanos]

I never get what I really want.

[stratos]

Thanos Thanos:

I never get what I really want.