Let's see, before we get started now we need four dozen condoms (check). A dozen bottles of anal lube (check). Two pairs of handcuffs and a dozen large feathers (check). Four jars of honey, four jars of wax (check). Three chickens, two dogs and a well-behaved donkey... (check). A free visit to the STD clinic... PRICELESS!
I offered my services for charity in the same way but they told me it was a minimum $5.00 contribution.
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it?
...I think that I ripped this off That 70s Show.
27 hours less loot for her pimp.
27 hours is stretching it.
Cialis advertises 4 hours.
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it? What?
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it? What?
Ask your mother.
I think I just got turned off of sex for a while.
Thanks a lot, assholes!
Oh, God...
I think I just got turned off of sex for a while.
Thanks a lot, assholes!
Don't worry. Once the chance to have it with someone else for a change comes along you will fell different.
Don't worry. Once the chance to have it with someone else for a change comes along you will fell different.
I'm like a rabbit, dude; I never stop and do it with numerous people.
Mrs. Derby was very good.
Ugh, imagine being the guy who ends up paying for the 27th hour
Sloppy seconds takes on a whole new perspective doesn't it? What?
Ask your mother. No I got it, thought you quoted something else and it didn't make sense. Was too lazy to delete the post.