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Category: Canadian Jokes/Political Jokes
From: Old_Fart
Author: Unknown
Added: August 28, 2009
Modified: August 28, 2009
Views: 4431
Votes: 83
Rating: 9.22



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HARPER & JOGGING:

Harper Jogging in Ottawa an dfalls into the Ottawa River
Prime Minister Stephen Harper was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed into the Ottawa River.
Before the Royal Canadian Mountied Police could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I sure would like to go to Canada`s Wonderland.'
Harper said, 'No problem. I'll take you there on my Canadian Government Jet.'
The second kid said, 'I really need a new baseball glove.'
Harper said, 'I'll get it for you and even have Blue Jays pitcher Halliday sign it!'
The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!'
Harper is a little perplexed by this and says, 'But you don't look like you are injured.'
The kid says, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your Conservative butt from drowning!'






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