What do Canadians Have to be Proud of?

It's been around before, but always good for another read....

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers butt

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and
most of Washington.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered
to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over a
half hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but
showed up just in time to get caught.

16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

17. We don't marry our kin-folk.

18. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
lives each year.

19. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to
tell about it.

20. A Canadian invented Superman.

21. We have coloured money.

22. Our beer advertisments kick butt

23. Coffee Crisp

24. We don't bomb our allies

25. Our elections only take one day

26. We invented zambonis

BUT MOST IMPORTANT:

27. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on.

Published on: 2006-09-07 (26511 reads)