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Done for the Conservative Party of Canada, a major research institution (MRI) in British Columbia has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named The Canadian Governmentium.
The Canadian Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since The Canadian Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of The Canadian Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
The Canadian Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, The Canadian Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that the Canadian Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
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Question: Name the Canadian Party that spent more tax dollar`s than any other in one year??
Answer: The right wing Conservative Party of Canada..
Acting like Liberals..
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