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Canadians who need Babes
| JonnyW
2005-04-26 07:04:10 | I need one |
| TheLetterX
2005-04-27 01:35:10 | "Really darling?" The stripper asked as she girated her hips on the lucky man's lap, doing what the 10$ was paying for. "How about getting one for me too, hmmmm?" |
| canucker
2005-05-21 22:12:19 | The stripper was actually a full-time student just trying to support her way through medical school. She was into her third year by now, and it was getting tougher by the day. The guy she was pretending to like was a disgusting, smelly, dirty pig, but she had to act like she loved every minute of his company. She just kept telling herself, "One more year, one more year". She couldn't wait to be done with this degrating job, but it did pay the bills and more. |
| OdinSon
2005-05-27 13:26:15 | as she was thinging this, immigration officials walked in the door doing a sweep of the place checking "stripper visas". Her's was not valid any more and they sent her packing home to russia to live with her grandmother washing floors and toilets in a caviar packing factory. |
| canucker
2005-06-07 18:36:07 | While she was there, slaving away in the factory, a man walks in singing a Def Leppard song. She hadn't heard English in so long, so immediately it caught her attention. She stood up, surrounded by the wet floor all around her, and sang along with him. He stopped, looked at her, smiled, and began walking over to where she stood. "How do you know that song?" he asked her. "I used to live in Canada. I was going to med school there until they kicked me out because my visa had expired," she explained. "How unfortunate for you. But what are you doing in this stink hole?" "I have to. My grandmother needs me to help her. Her hip is broken, and her 30 year old boyfriend won't do anything to help her," she told him. "How sad," he said and immediately wrote her a cheque for $1,000,000. "For you and your grandmother," was all he said and he turned and walked out the room. She stood there flabbergasted, unable to speak. Then suddenly she felt faint and the room began to spin and then fade. Next thing she knew, she woke up on the wet floor. |
| the_canadian_way
2005-06-18 21:43:21 | When she woke up she found herself surrounded by flesh eating aliens from some other planet. |
| HockeyBabe
2005-07-21 17:54:24 | she scream and flew back to Canada.... When she woke up from the horrid dream beginning from when she was kicked out of Canada, she was laying in the chair and the man that she was giving a lap dance to was... |
| lickerpig
2005-08-09 19:49:05 | smiling.............wickedly. It seems, that this man, was indeed her................ |
| trouthunter
2005-08-10 11:45:21 | old english teacher from high school, he smelled of........ |
| Raineo
2005-09-02 14:06:54 | moldy old nuts sack. His taint hadn't been washed in months.... |
| CanmoreGrl
2005-09-05 10:03:51 | and nobody likes the smell of cock juice. Having a hard time controlling the involuntary stomach-heaving, the stripper excused herself with a smile and a wink, only to be held back by.... |
| American
2005-10-07 08:04:42 | a case of Stinky Toe. OMG, the dreaded Stinky Toe. How would she face her friends, her family, he podiatrist? Well, she quickly covered up her.....Stinky Toe and ran to the dressing room. She heaved a sigh of relief her ample breasts stretching her thin tights and her nipples erect from the excitement, when..... |
| puckstopper
2006-03-13 10:17:33 | the door of the club opened only to walk in with balloons and banners in hand. Ed McMahon, she indeed was the winner of this years Publishers Clearing House Million Dollar cheque. No more lap dancing with the exception of the ones she gives her beautiful roomate late on friday nights, after the two girls share wine and cheese in the jacuzzi.... |
| nanza
2006-08-09 14:30:32 | in the nude |
| alsipius
2006-12-29 20:34:36 | they fart |
| Drumm
2009-08-23 02:03:10 | and the 2 girls realized what they really wanted was some Moosehead |
| USASUCKS
2010-02-11 18:43:50 | But when she tried to cash the check it bounced and she relized it was a scam. Devasted she did not know what to do she quit her job as a stripper how was she going to pay the bills? Then she felt a warm robust hand on her shoulder and she turned around to see a blonde blue eyed lumberjack with some beard stupple on his face. When he spoke a warming sensation came upon her whole body and she realized this must be her soulmate. After explaining her problems the Lumber jack offered her a job with him in his unicorn farm in the mountains of british columbia. She exepted and later asked why the unicorns, the lumberjack jeremiah then explained that theyre meat when cooked into a broth was used to make tim hortons coffee. Her mind set at ease she asked what she would have to do at this farm he then explained she would have to ride his cheetah around the farm, he then explained he had a cheetah instead of a hearding dog because cheetahs are natural unicorn herders whereas dogs need to be taught. Amazed at his insight and at the meth lab in his british coloumbian cabin she proceded to thank him through........ |
| USASUCKS
2010-02-11 18:45:49 | But when she tried to cash the check it bounced and she relized it was a scam. Devasted she did not know what to do she quit her job as a stripper how was she going to pay the bills? Then she felt a warm robust hand on her shoulder and she turned around to see a blonde blue eyed lumberjack with some beard stupple on his face. When he spoke a warming sensation came upon her whole body and she realized this must be her soulmate. After explaining her problems the Lumber jack offered her a job with him in his unicorn farm in the mountains of british columbia. She exepted and later asked why the unicorns, the lumberjack jeremiah then explained that theyre meat when cooked into a broth was used to make tim hortons coffee. Her mind set at ease she asked what she would have to do at this farm he then explained she would have to ride his cheetah around the farm, he then explained he had a cheetah instead of a hearding dog because cheetahs are natural unicorn herders whereas dogs need to be taught. Amazed at his insight and at the meth lab in his british coloumbian cabin she proceded to thank him through........ |
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