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Title: 'Marching towards separation': Wexit Alberta applies to become registered party
Category: Political
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2019-11-05 00:09:30
Canadian

[Martin15]

Just remember, it took 25 years for Farage to get his UK referendum,
and 12 years for the PQ.

It is a marathon, not a sprint.

[DrCaleb]

Yes, because a couple hundred people in a broken down Elks Lodge will change the face of Canada!

[DrCaleb]

Our flag can have our official symbol - Truck Balls.

[FieryVulpine]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

ROTFL

Yes, because a couple hundred people in a broken down Elks Lodge will change the face of Canada!

It is not so much so question of whether Alberta and Saskatchewan should separate from Canada, but a question of whether Canada itself needs to exist at all. The answer is ultimately "no" as the country and its people are largely superfluous. You could wipe Vancouver and Toronto off the map and nothing of value would be lost. Neither city has a discernible identity and is mostly a pale shadow of a larger and more important city.

I mean, why stay in Toronto when it is only good for a connecting flight to New York?

[llama66]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Our flag can have our official symbol - Truck Balls.

Actually our national symbol will be a Ford F550 with a Skidoo in the bed with the Truck-Balls. Our Motto shall be "Frigidus in tenebris nihil potentiae sit orientalem". Our Dollar Bills shall feature prominent Albertans.

[DrCaleb]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Our flag can have our official symbol - Truck Balls.

Actually our national symbol will be a Ford F550 with a Skidoo in the bed with the Truck-Balls. Our Motto shall be "Frigidus in tenebris nihil potentiae sit orientalem". Our Dollar Bills shall feature prominent Albertans.

Our official mascot could be named 'Ryan", short for 'Rye and Ginger'. Or Rye and Coke, if you swing that way.

[raydan]

You sure you want to go with Ryan?

[DrCaleb]

He looks more like a Wine man. Pink wine.

[raydan]

We purposely spelled his name wrong here... "Rien".

I'll let you look that up.

[DrCaleb]

I don't trust you with websearches.

But I think I get the innuendo. "Insignificant"

[Martin15]

llama66 llama66:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Our flag can have our official symbol - Truck Balls.

Actually our national symbol will be a Ford F550 with a Skidoo in the bed with the Truck-Balls. Our Motto shall be "Frigidus in tenebris nihil potentiae sit orientalem". Our Dollar Bills shall feature prominent Albertans.

National anthem will be the Rodeo song of course.

[llama66]

Any song by Paul Brandt.

[DrCaleb]

I like "Truck got Stuck".

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