[Newsbot]

Title: North Korea says it has conducted a 'successful' hydrogen bomb test
Category: World
Posted By: Delwin
Date: 2016-01-05 19:40:14
Canadian

[Delwin]

Oops, I messed this up in the news feed. Iposted 3 times, something was wrong with the picture. The US was reporting artificially created seismic activity before NK made their announcement so it could be legit. Pretty scary.

[Canadian_Mind]

I thought it was Spam. Thanks Delwin!

[BRAH]

Sounds like China ins't able to control NK anymore, not good.

[Newsbot]

Title: North Korea says it has conducted a 'successful' hydrogen bomb test
Category: World
Posted By: Delwin
Date: 2016-01-05 19:40:14
Canadian

[martin14]

Nice for the Norks to start the New Year with a bang.

[Freakinoldguy]

This is fantastic news. Now the Troll King has even more ways to send his family members on a forever holiday.

[GreenTiger]

It needs to be tested in Kim Jung Un's back yard to have any meaning.

[xerxes]

[herbie]

It's Obama;s fault. He "let" them do it.
He's had since 2008 to start WWIII

[DrCaleb]

More bombast than bomb blast.

[BartSimpson]

It was just a plain old nuke and even more likely just a boatload of explosive to simulate a small nuke. An actual hydrogen blast would leave a surface crater and we'd be seeing satellite pictures to confirm it.

Ergo, not a fusion device.

[stratos]

Okay I just figured this out. There is a massive translation error. What this should have said and was actually about I will summarize very quickly.

N.Korea media reported today that their most beloved leader had diarrhea and now because of it's extreme potency all BM's shall be called Hydrogen BOM BOM's. Long live our most beloved leader and his most potent BOM BOM's

[PluggyRug]

stratos stratos:

Okay I just figured this out. There is a massive translation error. What this should have said and was actually about I will summarize very quickly.

N.Korea media reported today that their most beloved leader is diarrhea and now because of it's extreme potency all BM's shall be called Hydrogen BOM BOM's. Long live our most beloved leader and his most potent BOM BOM's

Slight alteration for truth.

[stratos]